Working at Home Sucks!!

Sorry it has been so long Faithful Followers your buddy the angry one has had a few major changes in the last couple of months the largest of which is working at home now. You might think it is great, no commute, can sit around in your jammies or bunny slippers all day, no annoying co workers to deal with one would think..BULLSHIT working at home on a customer service job blows goat. You never get out of the house if you have other people in the house with you during your time they will be at your throat or you will be at theirs. Take my advice if someone ever offers this to you DON'T DO IT!!! Run the other direction as fast as you can, meanwhile I am looking for a new gig. Wish me luck.

Jack Angry

HOLY SHIT IT IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Greetings True followers, as the leaves begin to change and fall from the trees, the angry one has to take a moment to take deep breath of that crisp fall air and to admire the colors of the changing foliage and the the realization hits you "Holy Dog Shit it is Halloween!". We have had this holiday in one form or another for as long as we remember but lets take a look at what it really means.

1) halloween comes from the anicent celtic holiday samhain pronounced which was usually celebrated during the autumn equinox as according to the old beleifs the barriers between the world of the living and the dead were the thinnest and the dead could roam freely for that one nite. This was later co-opted by the romans during saturnalia and then by the church as an example of pagan debaucharies.

2) Monster Costumes the catholic church claimed that the gates of hell would open during halloween allowing demons,monsters and the dead would walk abroad..Now we have hoards of snotty nosed little monsters..oh wait those are kids...

3) Halloween parties ..because this holiday was celtic in origin the anicent priests the druids would use human sacrifice as a method of appeasing the old spirits the celebrations were done by those that did not get sacrificed . The Prefered method of partying was an orgy some traditions just need to be brought back.

4) Wicked Witch..probally an ugly chick who could not get laid anyway..no wonder they are bitchy.

5) Pumpkins.. originally these were gourds that were either carved or drown with terrifying faces to frighten faces pumpkins never showed up in europe until the time of columbus. Or they just got fucking sick of carving gourds

So there you have it some of the mysteries of halloween debunked, If you really want a good laugh and to traumatize the hell outta your kids let me read this and tell em to tell their friends in school tommrow. They will be in therapy for years.

If you feel offended the GREAT that was I was goin for!!!!

Happy Halloween True Followers

Jack Angry

The Quintessential Cougar!

With the new series from abc starring Courtney Cox called Cougartown getting such rave reviews I have had time to ponder several questions about the mythos of the female referred to as the "cougar" . These woman are portrayed as agressive, sexual maneaters out there ravenously gobbling up any innocent young man that happens across their path. Speaking from personal experience 20 years in the swingers lifestyle I have seen this type of lady before.
I think the sterotype does not do these women justice in my humble opinion. To be a cougar you have to know what you want outta life and not be afraid to go after it that includes sexually and all other aspects as well, And frankly we need more ladies out and about like this especially in this wasteland called nebraska..

from our last post You know I like attractive older ladies especially those with large breasts, Kayla Kleevage & Chessie Moore are almost perfect, however the adult film actress that carries that title true followers has got to be...
DEAUXMA!! She is the definition of the word cougar, having spoken to her several times by email over the last 2 years she is just as big a pleasure to correspond as I am sure she would be to meet in person. The face the figure the personality she definitely is the total package.. Chessie and Kayla are absoulutely smoking in their own rights but if I was going to define the "cougar" it would be Deauxma.

I would like to convince this lovely lady to come to this dreary little city and you true followers can help the angry one acheive this lofty goal..Heres what you do..

1) go to deauxma's website.. http://www.deauxma.com
2) Click on the email tab
3) Request for deauxma to include omaha in her travels

thats all you do Just so you all know who i am talking about I will post a couple of pics of this really fantastic lady.

Sexy as Hell!

Love Those Eyes!

Jack Angry

Wanted Kayla Kleevage and Chessie Moore

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Welcome to Oma-Hell

Well true followers, the budget deficit crisis in Omaha Ne, is nowhere close to being solved in my opinion; The city council did pass a 2.4 cent property tax increase to try to close the gap in the budget. The Mayor of Omaha in his "infinite" wisdom wants to institute the $50.00 satellite dish inspection fee, $ 900,000 property tax increase and a 300,000 building inspection fee. Property tax increases are a given in this economy, I can understand that but the $50.00 inspection fee that is just a joke. It has been said that if this goes through the fcc will be invoked to stop this as an illegal tax. Finally to add insult to injury to the working people of Omaha Mayor suttle wants to force city employees to take a 2.5 day furlough to cover the shortfall this includes police and fire personnel also, does this sound like a bad idea to anyone else but me?? I have lived in this town since 1980 I have never heard such a load of elitist bullshit as this. The mayor wants employees of the city to take almost 3 days off work and deprive their families of that income yet he still drives around in a $10,000+ leased suv that was paid for with city funds. The Angry One wishes to know why you need an suv? Are,nt their enough of those things on the roads of Omaha without you driving around in one? Shame on you mr mayor !

Kanye West WTF??

Even the president called this guy a "jackass", even though it was in an off the record portion of an interview which the reporter Terry Moran tweeted to the twitter community which he later retracted and abc apologized for. Kanye West behavior was totally uncalled for and a simple i'm sorry to Taylor Swift in the nation media is not really sincere enough. GROW THE FUCK UP KANYE !!!!!! That was Taylors Swifts moment why were you being such an insecure child? and why did you feel that you had to grandstand and try to steal her thunder?

Here is a news flash for you Kanye we don't need to see you face in front of a camera every 15 seconds. Why don't you concentrate on making and producing music rather than showboating every time you see a camera or camcorder. Lets face it True Followers we are not suffering a shortage of dysfunctional celebrities at this point in time, but for the ones that are out there can you keep you hi-jinks to a minimum. HASN'T THE WORLD LOST ENOUGH ARTISTS RECENTLY THAT WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR CHILDISH BEHAVIORS??

Yes you did apologize I will give you credit for that, moving on be the man you imagine yourself to be and don't repeat this shit..

No one escapes the eye of the Angry one...

R.I.P PATRICK SWAYZE..

This is the first installment of the Jack Angry Show blog, I will be using this space to put down some of my thoughts. Usually they will be of a more raucous vein, that will be for another time.
As I stated in a twitter post. "Heaven Became brighter by 1 star and our world got a little darker."
By losing this dancer,actor, man whatever adjective you use to describe him our world diminished because he is no longer in it to provide the example for the rest of us to follow. The Lesson we should all take from this is that nothing is certain, and no guarantee of tomorrow is given.
Patrick Swayze, did a film early on in his career in 1988 the movie was called Steel Dawn it was done in the same vein of the Mad Max films.. A nomadic warrior comes out of the wilderness to protect a village from a post apocalyptic hoard bent on stealing their water and their women. The
film was nothing spectacular but the acting Patrick Swayze did was. Being a fan from the time I saw Red Dawn, I could excuse the grade B plot, and production values. I was a treat to watch Patrick Swayze in the film non the less.

I can only imagine the struggle that the last year of his life were dealing with his illness, I
would say that he dealt with them as best he could and still went on to inspire many of us to strive on, and if not to defeat all of the obstacles we are give but to at the very least fight well which he did. In closing I want to post the text of a poem that i feel would have made a good
tribute to this extraordinary person.

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

By Dylan Thomas

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

I hope you have enjoyed this and that you will take a moment to appreciate the days we are given, because there is no promise of another day.
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I'm Back !

It has been awhile, but I am back. I know some of you out there have missed my weekly podcasts.
Judging from the emails I have received there are a lot of you, rest assured true followers Jack Angry is back and back with a vengeance. My alter ego and I have been going through some rough times, we both realize that sitting around crying about your problems and what we think someone owes us will get you exactly that nothing. That is going to change and change right fucking now.

The Man in the hat and the Glasses is back, Ready or not world I am going right down your throat. Lets see if you got the belly for it....


Cheers
Jack Angry