HOLY SHIT IT IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Greetings True followers, as the leaves begin to change and fall from the trees, the angry one has to take a moment to take deep breath of that crisp fall air and to admire the colors of the changing foliage and the the realization hits you "Holy Dog Shit it is Halloween!". We have had this holiday in one form or another for as long as we remember but lets take a look at what it really means.

1) halloween comes from the anicent celtic holiday samhain pronounced which was usually celebrated during the autumn equinox as according to the old beleifs the barriers between the world of the living and the dead were the thinnest and the dead could roam freely for that one nite. This was later co-opted by the romans during saturnalia and then by the church as an example of pagan debaucharies.

2) Monster Costumes the catholic church claimed that the gates of hell would open during halloween allowing demons,monsters and the dead would walk abroad..Now we have hoards of snotty nosed little monsters..oh wait those are kids...

3) Halloween parties ..because this holiday was celtic in origin the anicent priests the druids would use human sacrifice as a method of appeasing the old spirits the celebrations were done by those that did not get sacrificed . The Prefered method of partying was an orgy some traditions just need to be brought back.

4) Wicked Witch..probally an ugly chick who could not get laid anyway..no wonder they are bitchy.

5) Pumpkins.. originally these were gourds that were either carved or drown with terrifying faces to frighten faces pumpkins never showed up in europe until the time of columbus. Or they just got fucking sick of carving gourds

So there you have it some of the mysteries of halloween debunked, If you really want a good laugh and to traumatize the hell outta your kids let me read this and tell em to tell their friends in school tommrow. They will be in therapy for years.

If you feel offended the GREAT that was I was goin for!!!!

Happy Halloween True Followers

Jack Angry