On to the main topic It is that time of year The Berkie invasion is here in Omaha Already I am seeing them troop back in forth from the old market to the Qwest Center here in downtown Omaha wearing their lanyards and carrying their NFM Bags. I am surprised they do not parade through the streets carrying signs and placards proclaiming their love and admiration for Warren Buffett. Last Time I saw a crowd like that they were eating everyone in sight and groaning BRAAAINSSS, but upon further inspection you might be hard pressed to tell the difference. The Best similarity is that the zombies groan BRAAAAINNSS, berkies shamble along with thier glazed looks and mumble WAAARREEENN! Seriously faithful followers I have seen more independent thought and individuality in a pack of lemmings on their way to a cliff, ok faithful followers lets do a little visual association exercise and see if you can tell the diffrence.
So Can YOU tell the DIFFERENCE??? Me neither, notice the vacant expression the shambling gait among other things I rest my case, and speaking of lanyards I have a message for some of you berkie wives when dealing with service people or Omaha natives..THAT IS NOT A FUCKING TIARA OR CROWN !!!! YOU DO NOT PUT THAT ON AND BECOME THE FUCKING QUEEN OF ENGLAND, GET IT STRAIGHT BITCH!!!!!! (wiping the sweat of my brow) I was made aware of this on a friends facebook page when dealing with a berkie wife her response to the service person involved was that Warren Buffett owns the business they were in, when corrected by my friend that the business was owned by the city of Omaha; Mrs Berkie Responded that WARREN BUFFETT OWNS THE CITY OF OMAHA!!!! WTF I call BULLSHIT on that.
Omaha is owned by you and me the hardworking souls the ones who work behind the desks and counters, the telephones, the ones who keep the streets passable and the trash picked up the fireman who goes into a burning ready to collapse building and yanks someones trapped ass out, the policeman that takes down that scumbag that stole your car or purse. the doctor or nurse that treats your kids when they are sick NOT these RICH OVERPRIVLEDGED CAKE EATERS! So if your in NFM or The Old Market, or working in a local hotel and a lanyard wearing, holier than thou, sees candy munching berkie approaches you and asks for directions, points of interest whatever GIVE EM THE WRONG ANSWER! Lets Keep These chumps humble maybe if they have to walk around town in a state of confusion for a while while they are here maybe it might bring em down a notch or to as Granny Angry used to say! Oh and I almost Forgot TIP YOUR WAITRESS/WAITER ONCE IN A WHILE YOU BASTARDS!!!!! That is for a waiter friend of mine.
Well faithful followers this concludes the latest installment of the Jack Angry Show Blog and this is your old buddy Jack Angry telling all of you to keep it real and stay angry. Now before I go talk an asprin for this mondo headache I have given myself here is one final farewell for the berkies.
Kisses From the people of Omaha Nebraska, Cya next Year!!
Kiss Kiss
Jack Angry
P.S. If you cant take a joke then screw ya !!!!
Jack Angry
P.S. If you cant take a joke then screw ya !!!!
