Berkies vs Zombies and expose

Welcome faithful followers to another installment of the Jack Angry Show Blog with Your old buddy Jack Angry the angriest man in omaha. First off the Angry Bros Omaha Shock O Rama project is going full speed ahead, we have cast several parts and more are coming. Ladies if you have submitted your pic and a request to be a Jack Angry Shock O Rama horror hostess. We will be getting in touch for an interview meeting.
On to the main topic It is that time of year The Berkie invasion is here in Omaha Already I am seeing them troop back in forth from the old market to the Qwest Center here in downtown Omaha wearing their lanyards and carrying their NFM Bags. I am surprised they do not parade through the streets carrying signs and placards proclaiming their love and admiration for Warren Buffett. Last Time I saw a crowd like that they were eating everyone in sight and groaning BRAAAINSSS, but upon further inspection you might be hard pressed to tell the difference. The Best similarity is that the zombies groan BRAAAAINNSS, berkies shamble along with thier glazed looks and mumble WAAARREEENN! Seriously faithful followers I have seen more independent thought and individuality in a pack of lemmings on their way to a cliff, ok faithful followers lets do a little visual association exercise and see if you can tell the diffrence.


So Can YOU tell the DIFFERENCE??? Me neither, notice the vacant expression the shambling gait among other things I rest my case, and speaking of lanyards I have a message for some of you berkie wives when dealing with service people or Omaha natives..THAT IS NOT A FUCKING TIARA OR CROWN !!!! YOU DO NOT PUT THAT ON AND BECOME THE FUCKING QUEEN OF ENGLAND, GET IT STRAIGHT BITCH!!!!!! (wiping the sweat of my brow) I was made aware of this on a friends facebook page when dealing with a berkie wife her response to the service person involved was that Warren Buffett owns the business they were in, when corrected by my friend that the business was owned by the city of Omaha; Mrs Berkie Responded that WARREN BUFFETT OWNS THE CITY OF OMAHA!!!! WTF I call BULLSHIT on that.

Omaha is owned by you and me the hardworking souls the ones who work behind the desks and counters, the telephones, the ones who keep the streets passable and the trash picked up the fireman who goes into a burning ready to collapse building and yanks someones trapped ass out, the policeman that takes down that scumbag that stole your car or purse. the doctor or nurse that treats your kids when they are sick NOT these RICH OVERPRIVLEDGED CAKE EATERS! So if your in NFM or The Old Market, or working in a local hotel and a lanyard wearing, holier than thou, sees candy munching berkie approaches you and asks for directions, points of interest whatever GIVE EM THE WRONG ANSWER! Lets Keep These chumps humble maybe if they have to walk around town in a state of confusion for a while while they are here maybe it might bring em down a notch or to as Granny Angry used to say! Oh and I almost Forgot TIP YOUR WAITRESS/WAITER ONCE IN A WHILE YOU BASTARDS!!!!! That is for a waiter friend of mine.

Well faithful followers this concludes the latest installment of the Jack Angry Show Blog and this is your old buddy Jack Angry telling all of you to keep it real and stay angry. Now before I go talk an asprin for this mondo headache I have given myself here is one final farewell for the berkies.

Kisses From the people of Omaha Nebraska, Cya next Year!!

Kiss Kiss
Jack Angry

P.S. If you cant take a joke then screw ya !!!!

The Mayors Folly

Greetings Loyal Followers The Angry one is back again to assault your senses and hopefully jump start your gray matter, hey this is Omaha I know it is a vain hope but lets give it a shot anyway. As I was making my way around the city to day deciding what I was gonna write for this installment of the jack angry show blog I had a revelation; the revelation that I had is that these streets suck!! Thats how i came up with the title for this installment of the Jack Angry Show blog, and I will explain my reasons for this statement in just a moment.

We all have been in snowstorms before and we all know what to expect usually things are moving along 2-3 days after the storms pass. How ever under the watch of mayor Suttle that has not happened the streets are still crap yes they are passable the mayors idea of using this brine solution on the roads has failed miserably, I guess the old adage does apply "IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT.." I have heard a roumor that the city works department is experimenting with a new type of snow removal technology which uses a by product of the distillation for vodka...hmmm why not spread the word to the homeless population of omaha that it is vodka and we can have them out in full force licking the streets that would have the problems cleared up right freaking now.
Obviously that is a completely outrageous statement but they dont call me Jack Angry for nothing.

In all fairness I do want to take a second to give props and kudos to the city of Omaha public works and all the guys driving those orange trucks since the 8th of december they have been going to keep the streets passable in spite of not being able to work with the best conditions. If you see or meet one of these individuals in the course of your daily coming and goings be sure to shake thier hands and let em know that they are doing a great job.

On Other matters I see Avatar has earned another 48 million dollars this past weekend making this one of the most profitable films in recorded history, although the fact that this cost almost half a billion dollars to make, merchandise and market it still has a long way to go.. Does anyone else think that mabe filmakers are relying on cgi and other technology too heavily rather than using ..oh lets see here something crazy like GOOD WRITING, PLOT and TALENT to do a movie? Although Zoe Saldana running around in a loin cloth and pained blue is not a bad thing either. I am sure we all remember the green Orion slave girls in the Star Trek tv series.

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To continue on this rant I think we can safely establish the decade of 2000-2010 as the decade when Hollywood Ran out of ideas. Comon Alvin and the Chipmunks "The Squeakuel" ..who sold their soul to Satan to get the numbers up on that piece of shit? I wanna see that contract..HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD..MY ASS! The remake of the Star Trek unives while being a great movie illustrates we have taken the remake and re imagining thing just a bit too far. The only one that really did hit things on the head is the Christian Bale batman movies, NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO TOP JACK NICHOLSON AS THE JOKER! but Heath Ledger managed to scare the hell out of me with his portrayal. Michael keaton was great in the original tim burton version bale brigs a current era grittiness to the role we are not even gonna mention George Clooney.

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Well faithful followers that concludes this round of brain droppings from the mind of Jack Angry. If it has made you think great, if not..well it is not like you can unread it so i guess you are stuck.

See ya next time.