The Great Omaha Pothole fest of 2010

Greetings true followers, the angry one has a new rant in store for all of you. The Subject for todays rant is POTHOLES and why we hate them.. This situation is totally intolerable I mean I understand it is winter but comon mr mayor stop tryint to figure out how your gonna pad your own paycheck or your buddies on the police dept pensions and fix the goddamn streets allready. I took a friend from cedar rapids out to the groundhog prom on Saturday nite and to a club located in midtown and going down dodge st I must have dodged 50 pot holes. I dropped my front wheel into one that you could have bathed in. My friend commented that Omaha's potholes are "so much worse" than the ones they deal with in Cedar Rapids. I am sure that Omaha is not the only city that has this problem but comon, we have bombs that can level a city but we cant come up with a tar/asphalt that works in cold weather with out cracking or coming up when a car drives over it this is completely asinine. MAYOR SUTTLE...GET OFF YOUR ASS AND FIX THIS!!!!! Here's a suggestion for the Omaha city employees union hold the mayors paycheck indefinitely until this gets resolved I guarantee the problem would be fixed faster than you could say fucking jack Robinson, that,s for sure. I know that with the city budget being in the toilet like it is the mayor has other priorities right now, at least until he breaks an axle in a pothole that is. That seems to be the way anything gets done around here citizens like you and I true followers have to wait but once the high and mighty in Omaha get inconvenienced then something gets done. Maybe we should all not pay our omaha property taxes until some of this crap gets addressed they probably would not like that. Oh well screw them

Every once in a while..

You do find a really great new local business, this is one of those times I was out and about in omaha's historic Old Market district after meeting a friend for coffee I came across Sugar Daddys , as i had heard of them but had not I decided to venture inside. Upon entering the store I met one of the managers of the store Dean Bolton. After complementing him on the store he took me down to the lower level of the store where all of the merchendise was. I was greeted with a very spacious show room full of lingerie, dvd, adult novelties etc. I was very impressed talking to dean who manages the store with his wife bonnie I found him to be very knowledgeable on the adult entertainment indstry and numerous other topics. I definately will be stopping back in to see whats happeing at sugar daddys. I will post a link to the stores website and facebook page, be sure to tell em the angry one sent you.

If you wish to contact the store directly the number is 402-341-3930..be sure to mention the Jack Angry Show.

The Mayors Folly

Greetings Loyal Followers The Angry one is back again to assault your senses and hopefully jump start your gray matter, hey this is Omaha I know it is a vain hope but lets give it a shot anyway. As I was making my way around the city to day deciding what I was gonna write for this installment of the jack angry show blog I had a revelation; the revelation that I had is that these streets suck!! Thats how i came up with the title for this installment of the Jack Angry Show blog, and I will explain my reasons for this statement in just a moment.

We all have been in snowstorms before and we all know what to expect usually things are moving along 2-3 days after the storms pass. How ever under the watch of mayor Suttle that has not happened the streets are still crap yes they are passable the mayors idea of using this brine solution on the roads has failed miserably, I guess the old adage does apply "IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT.." I have heard a roumor that the city works department is experimenting with a new type of snow removal technology which uses a by product of the distillation for vodka...hmmm why not spread the word to the homeless population of omaha that it is vodka and we can have them out in full force licking the streets that would have the problems cleared up right freaking now.
Obviously that is a completely outrageous statement but they dont call me Jack Angry for nothing.

In all fairness I do want to take a second to give props and kudos to the city of Omaha public works and all the guys driving those orange trucks since the 8th of december they have been going to keep the streets passable in spite of not being able to work with the best conditions. If you see or meet one of these individuals in the course of your daily coming and goings be sure to shake thier hands and let em know that they are doing a great job.

On Other matters I see Avatar has earned another 48 million dollars this past weekend making this one of the most profitable films in recorded history, although the fact that this cost almost half a billion dollars to make, merchandise and market it still has a long way to go.. Does anyone else think that mabe filmakers are relying on cgi and other technology too heavily rather than using ..oh lets see here something crazy like GOOD WRITING, PLOT and TALENT to do a movie? Although Zoe Saldana running around in a loin cloth and pained blue is not a bad thing either. I am sure we all remember the green Orion slave girls in the Star Trek tv series.

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To continue on this rant I think we can safely establish the decade of 2000-2010 as the decade when Hollywood Ran out of ideas. Comon Alvin and the Chipmunks "The Squeakuel" ..who sold their soul to Satan to get the numbers up on that piece of shit? I wanna see that contract..HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD..MY ASS! The remake of the Star Trek unives while being a great movie illustrates we have taken the remake and re imagining thing just a bit too far. The only one that really did hit things on the head is the Christian Bale batman movies, NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO TOP JACK NICHOLSON AS THE JOKER! but Heath Ledger managed to scare the hell out of me with his portrayal. Michael keaton was great in the original tim burton version bale brigs a current era grittiness to the role we are not even gonna mention George Clooney.

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Scary Great

Well faithful followers that concludes this round of brain droppings from the mind of Jack Angry. If it has made you think great, if not..well it is not like you can unread it so i guess you are stuck.

See ya next time.

Working at Home Sucks!!

Sorry it has been so long Faithful Followers your buddy the angry one has had a few major changes in the last couple of months the largest of which is working at home now. You might think it is great, no commute, can sit around in your jammies or bunny slippers all day, no annoying co workers to deal with one would think..BULLSHIT working at home on a customer service job blows goat. You never get out of the house if you have other people in the house with you during your time they will be at your throat or you will be at theirs. Take my advice if someone ever offers this to you DON'T DO IT!!! Run the other direction as fast as you can, meanwhile I am looking for a new gig. Wish me luck.

Jack Angry

HOLY SHIT IT IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Greetings True followers, as the leaves begin to change and fall from the trees, the angry one has to take a moment to take deep breath of that crisp fall air and to admire the colors of the changing foliage and the the realization hits you "Holy Dog Shit it is Halloween!". We have had this holiday in one form or another for as long as we remember but lets take a look at what it really means.

1) halloween comes from the anicent celtic holiday samhain pronounced which was usually celebrated during the autumn equinox as according to the old beleifs the barriers between the world of the living and the dead were the thinnest and the dead could roam freely for that one nite. This was later co-opted by the romans during saturnalia and then by the church as an example of pagan debaucharies.

2) Monster Costumes the catholic church claimed that the gates of hell would open during halloween allowing demons,monsters and the dead would walk abroad..Now we have hoards of snotty nosed little monsters..oh wait those are kids...

3) Halloween parties ..because this holiday was celtic in origin the anicent priests the druids would use human sacrifice as a method of appeasing the old spirits the celebrations were done by those that did not get sacrificed . The Prefered method of partying was an orgy some traditions just need to be brought back.

4) Wicked Witch..probally an ugly chick who could not get laid anyway..no wonder they are bitchy.

5) Pumpkins.. originally these were gourds that were either carved or drown with terrifying faces to frighten faces pumpkins never showed up in europe until the time of columbus. Or they just got fucking sick of carving gourds

So there you have it some of the mysteries of halloween debunked, If you really want a good laugh and to traumatize the hell outta your kids let me read this and tell em to tell their friends in school tommrow. They will be in therapy for years.

If you feel offended the GREAT that was I was goin for!!!!

Happy Halloween True Followers

Jack Angry

The Quintessential Cougar!

With the new series from abc starring Courtney Cox called Cougartown getting such rave reviews I have had time to ponder several questions about the mythos of the female referred to as the "cougar" . These woman are portrayed as agressive, sexual maneaters out there ravenously gobbling up any innocent young man that happens across their path. Speaking from personal experience 20 years in the swingers lifestyle I have seen this type of lady before.
I think the sterotype does not do these women justice in my humble opinion. To be a cougar you have to know what you want outta life and not be afraid to go after it that includes sexually and all other aspects as well, And frankly we need more ladies out and about like this especially in this wasteland called nebraska..

from our last post You know I like attractive older ladies especially those with large breasts, Kayla Kleevage & Chessie Moore are almost perfect, however the adult film actress that carries that title true followers has got to be...
DEAUXMA!! She is the definition of the word cougar, having spoken to her several times by email over the last 2 years she is just as big a pleasure to correspond as I am sure she would be to meet in person. The face the figure the personality she definitely is the total package.. Chessie and Kayla are absoulutely smoking in their own rights but if I was going to define the "cougar" it would be Deauxma.

I would like to convince this lovely lady to come to this dreary little city and you true followers can help the angry one acheive this lofty goal..Heres what you do..

1) go to deauxma's website.. http://www.deauxma.com
2) Click on the email tab
3) Request for deauxma to include omaha in her travels

thats all you do Just so you all know who i am talking about I will post a couple of pics of this really fantastic lady.

Sexy as Hell!

Love Those Eyes!

Jack Angry

Wanted Kayla Kleevage and Chessie Moore

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